How much wine are you drinking?

An interesting article today from Jonathan Ray, The Daily Telegraph’s wine critic about the guidelines on drinking.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/wine/6202259/Should-wine-lovers-follow-government-guidelines-on-drinking.html

Should there really be warnings on the back of bottles of wine?  What should the correct wording be?

  • Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe people are laughing with you
  • Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish
  • Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe ex-lovers are really dying for you to phone them at four o’clock in the morning
  • Consumption of alcohol may cause you to believe that every woman you see has an exact twin
  • Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what happened to your trousers

Cheers! 

Matt

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